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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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Worlds Best Blonde Joke.

Finally, The Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

Then, he takes her gently by her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .....



......let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:17 PM
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hahahahahaah, f**kin halarious
Old Feb 6, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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Nice one
Old Feb 7, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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I have a better blonde joke for ya.....Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?........................................... .............................................
So men can understand them.
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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why does a blonde have T.G.I.F. on the front of her t shirt????

**** go in front

have you heard about the blonde virgin???

she hang's out with the easter bunny at santa clause's house.

ltlepinkescort,,,,it's all in good fun is it not??

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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bigunner1
why does a blonde have T.G.I.F. on the front of her t shirt????

**** go i front
man, its those ones that make me laugh..
Old Feb 9, 2006 | 11:02 AM
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I know its all in fun....if you knew me..you'd realized that I am not offended...im just having fun with it. Besides blonde jokes are always funny...but maybe cuz I'm not blonde...LOL
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