Crazy things you do at work.
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What are some crazy/zany things you do at work?
I work for a Printing Press and I make inks and dyes, I make them on a pizza mixer (with an open gas flame beneath. Things have been slow and the boss is a cheap ***** and doesn't turn on the heat so we all freeze.
So I decided to bring in a bag of hot dogs and marshmallows and I'm now bqqing at work. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Today I had some kickass sausage on a bun with a side of marshmallows. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
What have you kids done at work that's totally nuts or crazy?
I work for a Printing Press and I make inks and dyes, I make them on a pizza mixer (with an open gas flame beneath. Things have been slow and the boss is a cheap ***** and doesn't turn on the heat so we all freeze.
So I decided to bring in a bag of hot dogs and marshmallows and I'm now bqqing at work. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Today I had some kickass sausage on a bun with a side of marshmallows. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
What have you kids done at work that's totally nuts or crazy?
I work at a cafe. Sometimes when we're bored we put sambucca on the counter and light it on fire, that's fun. Umm throwing creamers, or other projectiles at eachother.
(Such as the kiwi bomb, load it with whip cream then toss it, one it hits something makes a big mess!)
Or what we call the suidice bomb. Take a creamer and squeeze it at someone, it will usually explode on them, but sometimes it just goes everywhere hence the suicide bomb na,e.
Ummmm what else... taking ice cubes and then picking a target and see who can get it in the most.
That's usually fun, except when they take a bad bounce then fly everywhere, the bosses don't usually like that lol.
Generally whatever stupid things you can think of with food or booze we've tried.
(Such as the kiwi bomb, load it with whip cream then toss it, one it hits something makes a big mess!)
Or what we call the suidice bomb. Take a creamer and squeeze it at someone, it will usually explode on them, but sometimes it just goes everywhere hence the suicide bomb na,e.
Ummmm what else... taking ice cubes and then picking a target and see who can get it in the most.
That's usually fun, except when they take a bad bounce then fly everywhere, the bosses don't usually like that lol.
Generally whatever stupid things you can think of with food or booze we've tried.
I have fun with our Mac creeper/stool dealie (it's a creeper that folds into a stool/chair type dealie) when a guy is sitting in it, working intently on a panel (on days when I'm in the panel shop) if you kick the holding mechanism, which is a little tube that slides over the support, if you kick it just right, the person lands flat on their back in about 1/2 of a second.
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Well, I work at Safeway and my day of fun usually consists of:
1.) Power jack indy 500. We set up dollies as obsticles and ride the power jacks seeing who can get the best time.
2.) Produce Wars. Throw anything you can grab. Mass mayhem occurs.
3.) Backroom hockey/football/basketball/anything you can think of that often results in broken pop skids and crushed chips that are then recycled into our stomachs.
4.) Football on the sales floor. Screamer football over the aisles (only done during night shifts though)
5.) The dreaded hosing. Speaks for itself. Grab a hose and spray them head to toe.
6.) Backroom Olympics is by far the most fun. Basically you use anything you can find to pole vault onto bread. Dive from the top of coolers into mass piles of toilet paper and paper towels. Basically anything you can think of doing we have done that and went beyond.
1.) Power jack indy 500. We set up dollies as obsticles and ride the power jacks seeing who can get the best time.
2.) Produce Wars. Throw anything you can grab. Mass mayhem occurs.
3.) Backroom hockey/football/basketball/anything you can think of that often results in broken pop skids and crushed chips that are then recycled into our stomachs.
4.) Football on the sales floor. Screamer football over the aisles (only done during night shifts though)
5.) The dreaded hosing. Speaks for itself. Grab a hose and spray them head to toe.
6.) Backroom Olympics is by far the most fun. Basically you use anything you can find to pole vault onto bread. Dive from the top of coolers into mass piles of toilet paper and paper towels. Basically anything you can think of doing we have done that and went beyond.
