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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:06 PM
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to
be:

1. a friend


2. a companion


3. a lover


4. a brother


5. a father


6. a master


7. a chef


8. an electrician


9. a carpenter


10. a plumber


11. a mechanic


12. a decorator


13. a stylist


14. a sexologist


15. a gynecologist


16. a psychologist


17. a pest exterminator


18. a psychiatrist


19. a healer


20. a good listener


21. an organizer


22. a good father


23. very clean


24. sympathetic


25. athletic


26. warm


27. attentive


28. gallant


29. intelligent


30. funny


31. creative


32. tender


33. strong


34. understanding


35. tolerant


36. prudent


37. ambitious


38. capable


39. courageous


40. determined


41. true


42. dependable


43. passionate


44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:


* birthdays


* anniversaries


* arrangements she makes


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked


2. Bring food and beer


3. Hand over the remote.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:09 PM
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...and thus we have the very reason I choose to be single!!LOL

Good One!
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