Alright guys, I know you all are creative and men are usually the best when it comes to this. So give me some ideas. I need to seek revenge on my roommate when I move out.

I've finally had enough of her lack of respect for others and my things when I don't touch a thing of hers.

I'm thinkin Condom - bed or door handle. And some other things. So lets see what you guys have for some ideas.

 

speed holes in her car

 

She doesn't have a car its just residence at college.

 

STuff Shrimp in all hard to find places, like the Curtain hangers, or the legs of a desk/table, it'll start to Rott, and trust me, it will be unbearable, she'll NEVER know that you stuffed under the sink, it nailed some underneath a cup-board, close to the floor. IT'll stink REALLY bad, and for a while too! and she wont be able to do anything about it. Having her notes go missing a couple of days before a major exam will do it. instead, leave a note in place, with a few tips on how not to be such a bitch for the next room-mates she has. She can study that instead

 

SPL donut....lol....I was gonna suggest the shrimp, have done it before....and DAMN it was stinky!

 

i don't know if your residence rooms have vents in them, but sticking shrimp in those would sure make a stink..or buy some stink bombs... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

 

There's usually a valve on the toilet inlet... (small silver tube below the toilet) close that off, and she'll have to get some help to figure out the problem, while her "business" is still in the toilet, stinking up the place.

Of course there's the whole *oops, I left a condom in your bed, sorry about that, I try to clean them up usually* thing

or just make a flag out of her used femenine hygene products, and hang it out her window with the phrase "gay pride" on it

 

Totally gonna do the shrimp thing, and yes Zach we have ventz HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The notes idea thing is great as well. And yeah Im pretty sure im goin with the condom in the bed thing, Im gonna put lube on her door handle and on the inside door handle im gonna put a condom with somethin in it HA!

I'm already pumped she has no idea whats comin to her but she's gonna be taught a lesson..


Also does anyone in the Durham area know where I can get my hands on some stink bombs?

[ March 06, 2005, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Blind d(-_-)b ]

 

you could just go to san francisco......the one thats int he malls usually. They normally have that crap.