Dump her most frequently used perfume into a container, do not pump out what is left in the pump. Rinse the jar portion clean and fill to same level with vinegar. The first couple of spurts are perfume as it should be, but after that, it's time for a shower and makeup again to get the vinegar off.

If you have separate heater controls in your bedrooms, take some clear tape and tape off the vents on the bottom of the control, right before she goes to bed, crank the control to max, she'll wake up in Hawaii in about 3 hours time and won't be able to get the heat to turn down (thanks to the tape).

Peanut butter under the door handles of her car.
Honey on top of the windshield wipers.
Vaseline on her doorknob.

How can you tell I was the roommate that no-one screwed with.

[ March 07, 2005, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: MR2NR ]

 

take a couple cans of shaving cream and put them in the freezer, when your about to leave for good slice open the cans and thow them in her desk drawers, under her covers, anwhere...the foam will expand and vill any voids..............you have to use the foam stuff, i dont think the gell would work

 

cover the toilet seat with seran wrap, pull and stretch it so there arent any creases, hope thats when she wakes up and takes her morning squat shes too dazed to notice the glare........

 

shaving cream in her shoes......dont do anything to destructive or personal... you just wnna get your point accross.....or....format her computer,

 

hahaha I think I'm gonna go with jello in the toilet the seat covered by saran wrap and put lube on her door handle and a condom on the other side with something in it lol And the shrimp in the vent.

 

I know a guy that took a dump in a frying pan at some girls house and then cooked it up with a bunch of stuff. Apparently it was the worst smell imaginable. I dont recommend doing that though lol.

A good one to do though would be to get some of those gel capsule pills, and empty whatever is inside of them. Then fill them up with food coloring or some sort of die. Next open her shower head and put them in there. When she turns the shower on it will dissolve the capsules and start getting the ink all over her.

[ March 07, 2005, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: coulter ]

 

Laugh my *** off, thats the funniest thing I've ever read on CCA. Craping in a frying pan, then cooking a meal to that person with it. LMAO, that is SO funny. man oh man, you guys have some wicked ideas.
Dont worry about the apology letter, that doesn't justify a semester of dis-respect and invasions of privacy and so on.

You "If I was a guy" ? Blind DB? I thought you were a male, I guess you learn something everyday!

 

[img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Laugh my *** off, thats the funniest thing I've ever read on CCA. Craping in a frying pan, then cooking a meal to that person with it. LMAO, that is SO funny. man oh man, you guys have some wicked ideas.
Dont worry about the apology letter, that doesn't justify a semester of dis-respect and invasions of privacy and so on.

You said: "If I was a guy", there: Blind DB? I thought you were a male, I guess you learn something everyday! </font>[/QUOTE]

 

Donut its been discussed several times that Im not a guy, don't read much around the board do yea? lol

 

Take and crazy glue the toilet lid to the seat,then from there you could either lift both up and glue the ensemble to the tank or glue it all to the bowl.

Either way,make sure you shut the water off to the toilet and flush it til the tank is empty so when she finally does "go" she'll be stuck with the refuse til she figures out how to turn the water on....or she calls a plumber...LOL


Note:Coulter...Funniest crap I've read on here in along time!!