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Old Mar 6, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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Fill her computer with kiddy **** and call the cops!
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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lol might be a damper on the ideas as she wrote me a note apologizing i hate when they do tha tlol
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 04:05 PM
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Replace all her underwear with adult diapers
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 04:06 PM
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I would say women are much worse at revenge than men. If a guy gets mad he'll just sleep with her sister. If she gets mad she'll lie, get you fired from work or put in jail.

That shrimp idea is great. Definitely do that anyways. Apology note be damned. You can't be a jerk all semester and just give a quick sorry note at the end. Doesn't work that way IMO (not that I hold a grudge but it just doesn't).

Speed Holes, that one made me lol.

Do you have a phone in your room? Give out the number on the internet and around town (every bathroom stall too). Do you know her cell number? Talk to any guy you normally wouldn't at the bar and around town and tell them you're in a hurry at the moment but you would like to get together later in the week. Give them her name and number.

Have a picture of her? Put her on internet dating sites with interesting captions such as "Heh guy/gals, I'm a hot girl who is interested in some fun. Nothing long term please. Open to anything really, I'll try anything twice." Etc.
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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put on the dating site she is a transsexual from durham college who is looking for womem and their dog for some hot stemy loving from le oven [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 05:12 PM
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don't crumble under her damn note man.

You've got to stay strong!!!
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 06:01 PM
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I've done this many a time.

When she goes to bed. Fill her toilet full of Jello mix and by morning it'll turn to a solid brick of Jello. Make sure you're gone by this time so she's the only one who's going to have to spoon the **** out.

One time this happend at a party and some haggard kid came in there and took a mean beer **** and then it was too late. You know the rest.
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 06:05 PM
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There's also the classic Exlax in the cake... you know...A moving away celebration cake...
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 06:34 PM
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Find online magazine sites and get any kind of mag sent to her. I did that to a buddy one year for Aprilfools, and he was amazed at what he got for 2 years
Old Mar 6, 2005 | 07:22 PM
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Kick in her door at 3am and beat the ****ing **** out of her....

works everytime...



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