Some Interesting Questions
09-30-2004, 09:32 AM
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Why do we refer to nighttime as "after dark", when it is actually "after light"?
Why are a "wise guy" and a "wise man" exact opposites?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?
Why are a "wise guy" and a "wise man" exact opposites?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?
09-30-2004, 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by Z24:
Why do we refer to nighttime as "after dark", when it is actually "after light"?
Why are a "wise guy" and a "wise man" exact opposites?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?
Why do we refer to nighttime as "after dark", when it is actually "after light"?
Why are a "wise guy" and a "wise man" exact opposites?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?
09-30-2004, 07:07 PM
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We wash bath towels because we drop them on the floor after. Nothin sticks to teflon, but teflon sticks to things O_o. And lets face it, dead bodies look ugly with a huge red lump in their arm filled with puss and bacteria from an infection.
09-30-2004, 08:52 PM
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You want answers? I have a few:
After dark has fallen is the origin of the phrase (fallen on us is the assumed meaning)
Bra plural is bras. Panties is the plural of a panty, or brief underwear.
Have you been on the Don Valley Parkway? Tell me there is a difference
What you've never been in a college dorm and smelled used towels? That is self evident (if you would science it's the whole moisture breeding bacteria thing)
The same reason why Bob Barker encourages you to have your pet sterilized, so it won't reproduce. Do you really want a lethal injection going around re-producing like rabbits and getting whomever it pleases?
[ September 30, 2004, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: maltesechicken ]
Originally posted by Z24:
Why do we refer to nighttime as "after dark", when it is actually "after light"?
Why do we refer to nighttime as "after dark", when it is actually "after light"?
Why are a "wise guy" and a "wise man" exact opposites?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do we wash bath towels if we are clean when we use them?
Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?
[ September 30, 2004, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: maltesechicken ]
09-30-2004, 10:42 PM
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day why are there locks on the door?
Why is it when you send something via ship it is cargo and when you send something by car it's a shipment?
Why does Michael Jackson like having sex with forty eight year olds?
Because there are forty of them. <groan>
How do you put a condom on an elephant?
You take the "C" out of "carry" and the "F" out of "weigh".
Why is it every Saturday around 5p.m. an out of towner comes into the store and wants an alarm starter combo unit installed in their 04 Dodge Diesel standard transmission 4x4 and then gets mad and says he will go somewhere else to get it installed that day when we say we can't do it right away?
Why is it when you send something via ship it is cargo and when you send something by car it's a shipment?
Why does Michael Jackson like having sex with forty eight year olds?
Because there are forty of them. <groan>
How do you put a condom on an elephant?
You take the "C" out of "carry" and the "F" out of "weigh".
Why is it every Saturday around 5p.m. an out of towner comes into the store and wants an alarm starter combo unit installed in their 04 Dodge Diesel standard transmission 4x4 and then gets mad and says he will go somewhere else to get it installed that day when we say we can't do it right away?
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