Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible
theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

Sorry i looked for the joke thread but i guess it's gone. either that or i'm getting blind..lol.. hope everyone has a Happy thanksgiving.

Jenn

 

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lol

 

I used to do this at Co-op when I was younger... its the funnest when its a really old couple.