Way too funny.
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Little Johnny was sitting in biology class and the teacher said that an interesting phenomenon of nature
> is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
>
> Johnny's hand shot up.
> Not correct, Miss!" he said.
>
> "Please explain, Johnny," replied the teacher
>
> "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda.
> The neighbour's BullDog came around the corner and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffff! ffffffffff!"
> and before he could say 'FAWK [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jammin.gif[/img] OFF!', the dog ate him!"
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> is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
>
> Johnny's hand shot up.
> Not correct, Miss!" he said.
>
> "Please explain, Johnny," replied the teacher
>
> "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda.
> The neighbour's BullDog came around the corner and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffff! ffffffffff!"
> and before he could say 'FAWK [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jammin.gif[/img] OFF!', the dog ate him!"
[img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jammin.gif[/img]
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Foot is pretty good. The homecare nurse figures I can do the bandaging now so she is off my case. Only wish they would send the cute one more, instead of the old crotchety lady.
Dr figures I might be able to go back to work anywhere from 3 more months to never. I told him soon as the swelling is gone, i am back to work. I can not take sitting home anymore.
I am going insane.
We did go have some fun last weekend, videos are at http://toyrantula.neptune.com Just a short couple samples of the boggin fun. It doesnt look deep but got real slimy.
I cracked the windshield and tore off a fender flare. Spent 420 at the car wash this time. Last time was just short of $40 and a permanent ban from the 7-11 car wash.
My medical UI runs out in 2 weeks so no income on my part. The wife got screwed at work, but the daughter is moving out, so there is a bonus.
I will proobobly end up selling off the race car, the winch, maybe my new Juggernaut and 1400.5. Who knows whats going to happen next?
Dr figures I might be able to go back to work anywhere from 3 more months to never. I told him soon as the swelling is gone, i am back to work. I can not take sitting home anymore.
I am going insane.
We did go have some fun last weekend, videos are at http://toyrantula.neptune.com Just a short couple samples of the boggin fun. It doesnt look deep but got real slimy.
I cracked the windshield and tore off a fender flare. Spent 420 at the car wash this time. Last time was just short of $40 and a permanent ban from the 7-11 car wash.
My medical UI runs out in 2 weeks so no income on my part. The wife got screwed at work, but the daughter is moving out, so there is a bonus.
I will proobobly end up selling off the race car, the winch, maybe my new Juggernaut and 1400.5. Who knows whats going to happen next?
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Man I wish I had a bulldog. I just love that ugly mug, not sure about the snoring part though. Mind you my wife is just as bad with the snoring.
Your bulldog sounds just like my red nose. Untill its time for a car ride. Ever had a 100 pounds of excited dog trample your nutty buddies?
Your bulldog sounds just like my red nose. Untill its time for a car ride. Ever had a 100 pounds of excited dog trample your nutty buddies?
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