Ever have someone pull a good one over on you? Lets hear it.

Mine was looking for a complete rebuild kit for my old Nissan engine. I had dumped Mega bucks into this motor and overheated it and needed a rebuild kit.

A "good" friend sent me to Dave`s neighborhood garage for a rebuild kit for this exact motor. He said it was only $200 cause it sat there for so long.

With $300 in my pocket I took off to go pick it up and get started. I asked Mike at the counter for the rebuild kit and the bastard asked me if I was sure I really wanted it.

I said yup, go get it and he reached up onto the wall and threw a shrink wrapped rubber band at me and said thats $212 inc. tax.

BASTARDS!!

 

Hmm this one day that I started working in the kitchen at this restarount here.. I was on my first shift and like 5 mins into it this guy was like can you go get me the bag stretcher.. so i was liek wtf is that... hes like well its down stairs on the shelf.. so i go look not there... and then i ask again hes like well damn we need to complete are prep list for the day, so i was like k.. he then said go ask the manager... so i did and ahah hes like who told you this?? i was like this guy back here... he told me to go back back to him and tell hiim to **** off ahha.. oh well i felt stupid

this new kid came and worked were i did, so we did the same thing on him cept twice it was kinda funny... so we tell him to go down stiars to get a left handed spoon, and he accually brought a left handed spoon up, so that one did not work out so well... 5 mins later we ask him to go take this tomato riping spice over to this other restraunt... ahha se he did.. it was abucket of worm water, were like DONT OPEN it it will spoil, so he listend, then some stupid knock off blonde waitress came out and got him and told him about the joke, 5 mins later we told to go take it over and he did... but on his way the waitress got him again... yup good days

-db

 

We used to send co-op kids to the parts store to get spark plugs for diesel engines, worked every time.

 

I like sending kids for the wire strecher, and the 6x9 hole saw.

 

Go to the tool crib and get a Long Stand....

 

My flux capacitor dried up. Call parts and ask for a new one.

 

At audioexperts they sent some work experience kids for "Din" sawz. They even brought some, and the guys just tell them it's wrong and giggle. But usually play those kinds of pranks on me.

 

We used to get the new guys at the gas station to check the transmision fluid on manual transmision cars.
It gets real funny when they ask the driver to help find it and even they don't know!