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Old Feb 25, 2004 | 04:50 PM
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Ahahhaha!! Oh man we did that at my mechanics class... Ahah on the radio there was some chil that had her car in and the guyes were like, your missing a transmission. shes liek i am? dont i need that to runn my car? hes like well ya it improves gas milliage. so shes liek ok well put that in. hes like well how much do you drive in reverse becouse youll need another trans missision to back up.... thats not a bi worry there... shes like well ya i like to back into parking and stuff.... he then procedes on with other little coments and the last one was this... hey we noticed that your cigeret lighter was missing, we can throw that in for free for you but that will be a $50 dollar install.. ahha had a good laugh over this whole convo they had

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Old Feb 25, 2004 | 05:58 PM
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My buddy works in a fabrication shop now, but he also worked there for a summer when he was 17. The old dogs there told him to go into the office and ask for a square sanding disc......
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:07 PM
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Sent a guy i worked with for a glass magnet.

dumbass looked all over the place...lol
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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I worked in the shear shop (metal cutting) at a welding factory and we use to send the new guys looking for the metal strecher and the guys we sent them to sent them on to the next, it was great, unless some dumbass sen t them to he office then the **** came down.

Worked in a grocery store made a girl move everything in the left back corner of the backery freezer to get at the hatch door to the basement storage, she moved every last box adn then stood there looking around.

Can you get me a left handed _________(insert tool name)?
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:09 PM
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ahahah thats funny ahahah

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Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:19 PM
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When i worked at the airport the joke was to send the new guys to the maintenance building for some "prop wash"
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:24 PM
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^ I would probably fall for that, just because i worked at a heli-skiing lodge, and I got to help the flight engineers work on the choppers, and believe it or not, sticking a piece of tape on the end of 1 of the rotors will throw the whole bird out, enough that the pilot knows INSTANTLY its there.
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:26 PM
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Originally posted by sLammeds15:
Hmm this one day that I started working in the kitchen at this restarount here.. I was on my first shift and like 5 mins into it this guy was like can you go get me the bag stretcher.. so i was liek wtf is that... hes like well its down stairs on the shelf.. so i go look not there... and then i ask again hes like well damn we need to complete are prep list for the day, so i was like k.. he then said go ask the manager... so i did and ahah hes like who told you this?? i was like this guy back here... he told me to go back back to him and tell hiim to **** off ahha.. oh well i felt stupid

this new kid came and worked were i did, so we did the same thing on him cept twice it was kinda funny... so we tell him to go down stiars to get a left handed spoon, and he accually brought a left handed spoon up, so that one did not work out so well... 5 mins later we ask him to go take this tomato riping spice over to this other restraunt... ahha se he did.. it was abucket of worm water, were like DONT OPEN it it will spoil, so he listend, then some stupid knock off blonde waitress came out and got him and told him about the joke, 5 mins later we told to go take it over and he did... but on his way the waitress got him again... yup good days

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Old Feb 25, 2004 | 06:29 PM
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Now optional on Escalades....



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