driving golf carts yes....vehicles....no. Company offered free cab rides home after although we went in the company van and helped setup for the afterparty.

 

half-cut is where its at!

 

I wish I could remember the last time I golfed.

I was fairly drunk, my buddy was driving so I drank to and from the course, other than that, I can't remember how I did while I actually golfed.


Saturdays at the mud pits however, I DO remember....yes, presauce....get to the pits....continue.....find a big hole.....drink some more.....discuss the mud hole while having a smoke and a beer with your buddies......tell the sober guy warning you not to go in to shut up....drink more.....drive through the hole....when you get stuck half way, pitch the tents....and continue drinking till you puke.....sleep, then get unstuck.

Usually takes till 4pm sunday afternoon to complete that little mission. But TONS of fun...nothing better than plowing through an impossible mudpit, absolutely hammered and not have to worry about going home till yer sober. Usually the truck don't start till morning anyway

Of course with the new baby I can't get too stuck, I have to be able to become unstuck by 12am to go home.

 

I rarely presauce for anything. I've got a ton of friends who will pre-drink before golf, movies, going to a bar, anything. I might have a couple drinks before going, but never am I half-lit when we go. I find I get too confused travelling to and from a place when drunk.

 

Confusion > You

I too get confused when im drunk and travelling. Happens much to often.

 

Hey bumpn99blaze, get your 50posts yet? haha I should be there soon.

 

I have a friend who rides around town on his bicycle when trashed. He'll ride his bike to a party or whatever and then rides home pissed. I'm not sure if this is any more legal than drunk driving (bikes are vehicles on the road, right?). I just can't comprehend how on earth he rides it and finds his way around town.

On the other hand, he got up in the morning around Hallowe'en time to find his pumpkin smashed and started cursing 'stupid kids'. Then, he looks over at the bike and notices all the bits on it from when he rode over the pumpkin when drunk the night before.