WTF - stupid landlords (drunken blast)
01-20-2007, 08:54 AM
#1
WTF - stupid landlords (drunken blast)
So, here I am in the midst of my first drunken post (correcting spelling - most of it anyways as I go) and my stupid idiot stikc employee next door neighbour a$$crack Windmill knocks ont he doot ar 5:30 am and is like, dude what the fak. The building manager just called me and told me to ask you to keep it down. No quicker than he spurts that out of his cookie trap than the door slams on me and him. (compliments of geared down hot chick). I open the door again and I tell him that I guess this means he gets to sleep in in the morning, repsonse, no the manager said yo u ar tow damn louf (ah fak the spelling).
Thanks Dereck btw - inspiration for the frunk post.
So here I am after meeting my neighbour at the bar tonight (she has huge monster **** btw - like huge + whatever the fak size they were) and she brings in a friend. The friend is samokin. The other bouncer I work with is ex military, this smokin friend is military and fak me gently, she has it going on. So after priming them (they had been drinking for a little bit) but I had not had shat (thanks to being at work until 3:00 am) a moma bear of crown did the trick. Who does not love moma bear. Next time though it will be a moma bear of gin as Crown makes military chick want to go lay the smak down on you. SO here I am with two half naked chicks in the houtse and the landlord wanabee (windfag -havce to respect thje guy though) trelling me that the landord says dude, it is like 6:00, shut it down, fak that I am just getting started bisnatch.
At the end of the day when the uber hot miliotary ****** would not close her yap (she was more than a little lodu), I had to say enough is enough, time to go. That was followed up with call in 20 minutes. Pass on that for the night, they were both ready to pass out, they had long since passed the point of being team players, that takes the fun away. Ah the life of being single and working at a bar........
The good news is that the one girl lives like literally 20 seconds away in the building next door and the amazingly hot friend, visits often and is from out fo town.
FAK - lanfords suick **** at 6:00 am, wft, do they think everyone wirks 9-6 these days., what about us hard working slavedrivers that work from 10-6 at our own shop and then work from 9-3 only to bring home a$$. I am so going to make Windfuk clean the shatter tomorrow. Then I am going to put the sofa right up against the wall (which conveniently is where his bedroom is on the other side) and bring home some random hot chick and nail the saht out of her for hours. That whill fix his I have to get my sleep problem.
I encourage all to call Windblocker and tell him that he ran too myuch interfernence on the boss last night. He can be reached at 1-250-897 wind.
wind as in windmill - stupid faker lost a bet and earned a nickname in the process.
Thanks Dereck btw - inspiration for the frunk post.
So here I am after meeting my neighbour at the bar tonight (she has huge monster **** btw - like huge + whatever the fak size they were) and she brings in a friend. The friend is samokin. The other bouncer I work with is ex military, this smokin friend is military and fak me gently, she has it going on. So after priming them (they had been drinking for a little bit) but I had not had shat (thanks to being at work until 3:00 am) a moma bear of crown did the trick. Who does not love moma bear. Next time though it will be a moma bear of gin as Crown makes military chick want to go lay the smak down on you. SO here I am with two half naked chicks in the houtse and the landlord wanabee (windfag -havce to respect thje guy though) trelling me that the landord says dude, it is like 6:00, shut it down, fak that I am just getting started bisnatch.
At the end of the day when the uber hot miliotary ****** would not close her yap (she was more than a little lodu), I had to say enough is enough, time to go. That was followed up with call in 20 minutes. Pass on that for the night, they were both ready to pass out, they had long since passed the point of being team players, that takes the fun away. Ah the life of being single and working at a bar........
The good news is that the one girl lives like literally 20 seconds away in the building next door and the amazingly hot friend, visits often and is from out fo town.
FAK - lanfords suick **** at 6:00 am, wft, do they think everyone wirks 9-6 these days., what about us hard working slavedrivers that work from 10-6 at our own shop and then work from 9-3 only to bring home a$$. I am so going to make Windfuk clean the shatter tomorrow. Then I am going to put the sofa right up against the wall (which conveniently is where his bedroom is on the other side) and bring home some random hot chick and nail the saht out of her for hours. That whill fix his I have to get my sleep problem.
I encourage all to call Windblocker and tell him that he ran too myuch interfernence on the boss last night. He can be reached at 1-250-897 wind.
wind as in windmill - stupid faker lost a bet and earned a nickname in the process.
Last edited by MR2NR; 01-25-2007 at 03:01 PM.
01-25-2007, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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hate to break it to u robert but those girls were stars in the ******* flick chicks w/ dicks LOL jk man good one!, u show windF whos boss, u shoulda told him that if he didnt leave u alone that u would fire him and install a fist into his snoot! CB for the loss
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