An 88 LeBaron - chances are IT talks to YOU.

"Your door is ajar..
Your door is ajar.."

NO, MY DOOR IS A DAMN DOOR!!

 

I say Giddy-Up when i press the gas hard. Does that count as talking to my car? Is that why my wife looks at me like i'm from another planet?

 

I say "To infinity and beyond!"....Does that make me weird?

 

Yeah, usually it's STOP!, STOP!, STOP! And "Start you POS".

 

i named my jetta jenny and talk to it often
damn do i need a girlfriend

 

I make empty promises of oil changes to my car, thats about it.

 

ya i talk to my black o3 honda civic........................ i call it a fu#$N peice of sh#$ damn piece of junk crap dung busted fu#%$ sh%^ money trap jap crap kjdu34034jrekgkdfjaopduig9qora-i dont get me going! on my i have possible the worst honda ever made. everything has gone wrong with this car from new. and i baby the damn thing... ya i mean everything.... almost every part has been replaced.... not a month goes by without something else breaking..... damn piece of fu&% SH*& hate this car.

 

I call my truck "shitbox." Most of the time becuase it ****s me On Race Day, and I've Found it On Road Dead several times. We have a love hate relationship.

 

iam ok now

 

do you have insurance? you live in B.C., just leave it in a bad area with the doors unlocked. It's got to be cheaper than repairing it every week! Then get a nice...something else.