Ah the humourous blonde jokes
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.
The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
[ September 11, 2004, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Z24 ]
The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
[ September 11, 2004, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Z24 ]
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So a Blonde in a red convertible weaving in & out of trafic catches the officer's eye headed the other direction. The cop flashes on the lights and turns around in hot pursuit.
The blonde pulls over without incident. Officer hops out and barks "License & Registration!!" Trembling, the blonde reaches into the glove box and shuffles papers and searches her purse in vain finally producing an old insurance paper...she begs "oh please officer please don't give me a ticket, my husband will kill me if I get another one". The officer notices this blonde is extremely attractive and well built if u know what I mean as he heads back to his cruiser to check on her particulars. One of his buddies is the dispatcher. He chuckles a bit with a few people in the background and asks him if the driver is an attaractive blonde in a red convertible. "Yes" says the officer. "OK, this is what you do... go over there and whip out your weiner, trust me, just do it"
So the officer walks over, whips is out ...and the blonde says "Oh, no!! Not the breathalyzer again..!!"
The blonde pulls over without incident. Officer hops out and barks "License & Registration!!" Trembling, the blonde reaches into the glove box and shuffles papers and searches her purse in vain finally producing an old insurance paper...she begs "oh please officer please don't give me a ticket, my husband will kill me if I get another one". The officer notices this blonde is extremely attractive and well built if u know what I mean as he heads back to his cruiser to check on her particulars. One of his buddies is the dispatcher. He chuckles a bit with a few people in the background and asks him if the driver is an attaractive blonde in a red convertible. "Yes" says the officer. "OK, this is what you do... go over there and whip out your weiner, trust me, just do it"
So the officer walks over, whips is out ...and the blonde says "Oh, no!! Not the breathalyzer again..!!"
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FRENCH TERRORIST ALERT
API and UPI reported today that the French
Government announced yesterday
that it has raised its terror alert level from
"run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are
"surrender" and "collaborate".
This may have been precipitated by the recent fire
which destroyed one of
their White Flag factories, disabling their
Military for the time being.
API and UPI reported today that the French
Government announced yesterday
that it has raised its terror alert level from
"run" to "hide".
The only two higher levels in France are
"surrender" and "collaborate".
This may have been precipitated by the recent fire
which destroyed one of
their White Flag factories, disabling their
Military for the time being.
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