We claim responsibility for kidnapping your Easter Bunny. Muwahaha. He has been nailed to our wood rack and both legs have been cut off with a dull Olfa blade. One leg has been fed to "jaws", the other will be delived to you. Ransom is 10 Frosties and Chocolate Chip Muffins + one Papa Bear (60) of Crown no later than Saturday at 6:00 or the bunny gets it. We mean business.

 

"I have a rabid beaver that I use myself. First we get him really pissed off, then because he had his tail pierced in a freak accident with a air nailer at some constructions site (something about his dam had to go or something), we can put him onto the board and put a screw through the peircing and let him chew his way around. Either that or we get out the router with the circle jig on it."


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i would have use the rabid beaver on your Easter Bunny

 

you son of a bitch, you know i dont deal with terrorists, ive called wendys, if any orders like this are placed they will immediately call the police, do with the buddy as u wish, hes dead to me, only god knows what you sick bastards did to him since ive been gone, hes old news and definately damaged goods

 

Sleep with one eye open is all I can say.....You have 39 hours.......then the bunny meets, the machine.....that is all.

 

Kevin, who do you think "jaws" is......

 

i would use the Easter Bunny to cut holes with ,just get him really pissed off

 

This is the windmill here and you have been warned the bunny gets it tommorow at 6! o yes there will be blood!

 

Hahaha, this is killer Funny stuff. But, i know! Get the video of the bunny when it's going into the machine and put it on youtube.

 

Awesome, just awesome

 

As of this morning, the bunny has been blindfolded, gagged and put into isolation......there is no hope unless you pay ransom....