Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10
bill.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the

$10 bill and stuck it to his left butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy
back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek.

In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50
bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill.

I was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just
stuck the fifty to his left butt cheek again.

My relief was short-lived. The guy raced over to me!!! Now everyone's
attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the
$50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his ***, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left

 

lol that's funny.

 

Yep, good one!

I miss the days when the strippers could touch you... Stick a bill in your mouth, and she would "take" it, in more ways than one. [img]graemlins/bow.gif[/img]

Now, you get to throw coins at them, and can't get within six feet of them. Whoppee. I stopped going to stripper's when that started...

And aren't guy strippers still allowed to touch the female audience? NO FAIR! DISCRIMINATION!

 

in vancouver you have to pay to go in and then thay have a show every 30min for a long show of 5 mims "O WOW" [img]graemlins/jack.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jack.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jack.gif[/img]

 

Umm, where are you going, Paramount? That place is a creepy dump, only place I know that's like what you describe.

 

go it to vancouver not new westminster .try going to #5 ,the drake

 

I've been to a few downtown, and I don't recall paying cover or having so few dances.

 

Here it's not so bad, if you go during lunch it's free to get in, in the evenings it's $4 ladies free, but there is free pool and fairly constant dancers. Plus all the waitresses wear little outfits and look really hot


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