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06-26-2004, 06:13 PM

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I wouldn't have thought those were actually from kids, unless tehy asked about a million kids just to get those crazy answers. A few of them seem ok, but some...i wouldn't think kids know that kinda stuff.

06-26-2004, 07:23 PM

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You'd be surprised how observant they are.

06-27-2004, 12:00 AM

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Ettore Casagrande Jr.

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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

I have never heard a kid use the words "based on whether" in a sentence ... ever

06-27-2004, 07:57 PM

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I have... heck I used that kinda language as a kid (I'm a big nerd)

06-27-2004, 10:04 PM

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My nine year old talks like that.

06-28-2004, 02:16 PM

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Actually, I am amazed daily by the things my eight-year old says such as:

"I prefer to eat healthy foods as they are better for my digestion"

My favorite...

When asked to clean her room she responds....

"Let's make a compromise -- you want me to clean my room and I don't want to clean my room so I'll do half and we'll call it even" (she must be the daugther of a salesman)