For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor
blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked!

Here's why:

The population of Canada is 30 million. 11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work. There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work. Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.
1 million are in the armed forces reoccupied with
killing Terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work. Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do
the work. At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ***, at your
computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice.

 

HA!

 

I'm tired cuz I never sleep [img]graemlins/dunno.gif[/img]

but good one [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] lol

 

haha I like it. I'm tired because..hmm..accually yes yes I am overworked. so I can relate

 

Two years ago called and wants its joke back.

 

^^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA! that was funnier than the actual joke.... no

 

u mean not or no as in his response.

 

I got tired reading all that.

 

hmm, over worked nope, under paided nope. lack of sleep well got me on that one. damn internet, keep's me awake all night, it's so addicting.

 

HAHAHAHAHA awesome response.