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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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Oh great, eyeball herpes...

what are the symptons for that one?? I can't imagine open sores on an eyeball [img]graemlins/dunno.gif[/img]
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 03:09 PM
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Put a teepee on that peepee! i know there's more to that. just don't remember it all..and i'm sure u learned your lesson. always learn by your mistakes. anyways take care
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 05:42 PM
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I don't know about that dukk.. the complex viruses are similar... but they are not the same...

There are also 10000000X variations of each...

You could get cold sore saliva all over your unit and ya aint gonna get anything 'downtown'...

Yea... at the time I still knew enough to wrap the whooper... bootleg is right, someone needs to invent a face condom !

[ September 22, 2004, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Haunz ]
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 06:39 PM
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Me buddy will be lucky if he doesn't get anything. He was at Diamonds in Edmonton last week, Drunk. And make a short story even short he ate out the stripper that was giving him a lap dance. No she didn't return the favour.
Now if I was wasted, i probably would have dove in too, cuz those are hotties. But that was a bad idea.
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:39 PM
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If a guy went down on a chick,,, the chick would get it downtown..

But if the chick would touch a guys unit then nothing would transfer...

thats my understanding... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 09:59 PM
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Originally posted by BootlegGuy:
Now if I was wasted, i probably would have dove in too
LMAO.. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

I looked on the net again.. it says most people have the simplex 1 virus that causes cold sores... (I think I read %98 before)...

Estimates are that 1 in 5 Americans over 12yrs old has the simplex 2 version...

those statistics may be slightly higher for strippers... [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

it is still unlikly that your buddy got an infection from muching peeler trout.... but if he went home and went down on his GF Im sure he could it to her...

Man.. can you imagine how much trouble a guy could get into for that ????
Old Sep 23, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Originally posted by BootlegGuy:
Me buddy will be lucky if he doesn't get anything. He was at Diamonds in Edmonton last week, Drunk. And make a short story even short he ate out the stripper that was giving him a lap dance. No she didn't return the favour.
Now if I was wasted, i probably would have dove in too, cuz those are hotties. But that was a bad idea.
They may be hot but you dunno where exactly they've been.. lol Ever watch Soprano's and how they treat their strippers [img]graemlins/dunno.gif[/img]
Old Sep 23, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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lol "peeler trout" man thats a good one.....
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