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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 01:56 PM
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Hundreds of Professional Hockey players in our very own nation are locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming lockout situation. But you can help!

For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (...that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV...) you can help an NHL player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!
Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a hockey player it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance, but to a hockey player, $700 will partially replace his daily salary. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (...for a signed photo, please include an additional $150...). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
our NHL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a locked out NHL player. My preference is (check below):

[ ] Forward
[ ] Defenseman
[ ] Goaltender
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team - $10 per minute)
[ ] Jaromir Jagr (Higher cost: $32,000 per day) Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the duration of the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with an Jaromir Jagr 2001 Income Statement and my very own Bob Goodenow (Executive Director of the NHLPA player's Union) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for hat).

Your Name: _______________________
Telephone: _______________________
Account #: _______________________
Exp. Date: _______

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 01:59 PM
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tell me this is a joke.
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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Yah this has to be a joke and if its not tell them welcome to the real world get a job just like everyone else
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 02:17 PM
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Thats awesome
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 02:21 PM
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I think everyone should think to themselves if they'd take a wage rollback of their own.
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 02:27 PM
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Its one thing for Joe Blue Collar to take a roll back in wage or be forced out of work...It sux!!And in most cases,it causes a chain reaction for that worker...out on strike,no pay,no rent/morgage payment,family goes hungry,etc,etc

But for the NHL players...Some of make more in a month than some people do in 3 yrs!!

I dont feel sorry one bit for the players!

Personally,I say make them take a cut in pay and then drop the price of tickets so that us commoner's can afford to see a game once in a while!

[ September 20, 2004, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: NoMore8Track ]
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 02:46 PM
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I will donate..only if the players donate to me their wives.
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 03:27 PM
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If I made anywhere near the money they make I'd be happy. Bastards.

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Old Sep 20, 2004 | 03:45 PM
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There is a ton of good talent out there that would probably be happy to "fill in" for a tenth of what these guys make. They are a bunch of greedy sucks (with even greedier / suckier agents) that have taken this from being a game into a business. Make it a game again.
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 09:40 PM
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^^^^^^^^
amen !

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